Part 2 of our brand new column features the delightful Brandy Brewer, a self confessed Chelsea nut who aims to be the next Karen Brady. We know thousands of teams who would her the job!

Brandy came a very respectable 3rd place in the first season of the Sexy Football League cementing her place in next years Miss UK Football Finder competition.

Let the war of words commence

Fergie just can’t resist a bit of cerebral gymnastics. Mind you, he hasn’t exactly been at the top of his game in recent times. Mainly because his toughest sparring partner Arsene hasn’t been identified as his prime rival in the hunt for the Premiership crown. In the meantime, the great Scot refused to indulge in psyche-outs while he continued his love-in with Jose Mourinho – maybe there was something in the wine. And he couldn’t really try any mind games on Avram Grant. It would’ve been like trying to pull some psychological tricks on Herman Munster, it’s just a waste of time.

It’s that time of year again when your team heads out to the most remote of locations to play out a meaningless goalless draw against the local non league pub side. So what’s the point pf the pre-season friendly? Is it worth parting with a fiver to watch your whole squad take on Kettering Town?

With the start of the season now just three weeks away, it’s time to dust off the memory bank and delve into some classic encounters from the opening day of the season. Relive some great, and not so great, names of years gone by and add your own memories as I present ten stunning openings to the Premier League season…

It’s girls week at UK Football Finder

Just to prove it’s not all about us guys here at UKFF we interviewed Kerry Oldham of Billericay Town Ladies FC about womans football, the lifestyle, social scene and what it means to be a female footballer in todays society, she’s also a little cutie!

Is it coming back home?

Joseph S Blatter said last week that 3 other countries have been contacted over the possibility of staging the next World Cup in 2010 if South Africa is suddenly hit by some nasty natural disaster or if they encounter problems which will make it necessary for them to have it moved.

UKFF is fast becoming the home of the soccerette. So due to popular demand we thought we’d launch a brand new weekly column, simply called, ‘Girl of the week’. And to get the ball rolling we’d like to introduce the gorgeous Annabella Bottali.

King of the playground

So the Pleb is off to Catalunya, good riddance I say, in my opinion Pleb is one of the most over rated players in Premiership history. A playground player if I ever saw one.

In a new monthly series, James Farrier presents two sides to the same arguement to stoke the fires on the comments boards. Today, The Hatters have been confined to start their new season in the basement league an unprecedented 30 points adrift. They were already deducted an initial set of points for going in to […]

What a team!

Well done to all the lads who made the team, although you probably know nothing about it, you could say you have been well and truly stitched up!!

GK Jeff ‘The Gloves’ Udoh

Since joining the club Jeff has been an active member of the Devy. Club secretary last season, as well as bringing in new faces, Jeff has also had to step in as reserve keeper when Stella Steve has been injured. He is known for his constant running and deceptive pace as well as turning up in goal using his large dustman gloves. Despite the gloves, and although he is a dustman by trade, his goalkeeping is anything but rubbish!